I have this pal named Lindsay:

She is hilarious (obviously)... On Nov. 5 2009 she receives a text message from a # she does not recognize... She replies the usual, "Who is this?"... The mystery person (we will call him Dirk Gorin) responds with his name. Lindsay mentions this to her friend, Donny, and he decides to google the name and see what comes up. They find a match! There is a "Dirk Gorin" on several websites. He is a high school Basketball player who just got recruited to a big college team. Lindsay is curious if this is the same person...

She plays along and asked him if he was excited to go to that college. He said yes! Confirmation!!! Lindsay continues to chat with him without telling him he text the wrong number. She discovers that Dirk thinks Lindsay is his pal named Jordan (his college Basketball buddy). This is Jordan (aka Lindsay):

Lindsay speaks in slang and sends him a picture. She says something like, "Hey check out this shorty that's been on my shit lately" and she sends him a picture of ME!!! What!?! hahahaha
This is the photo:
Dirk is impressed and starts asking question about me and college chicks. hahahahahaha Lindsay continues this for over a month. For weeks Dirk thinks he is talking to his friend Jordan... Until tonight!!! Lindsay and I were watching a movie. Afterword she checks her phone and says, "Uh oh I have a voicemail from Dirk Gorin!" We play the voicemail (Wish I knew how to attach it). He says (totally confused) "Lindsay???..." and hangs up. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I really hope he figures it out and thinks: What!!? Some girl with an Alabama accent has been texting me this whole time? Sending me pictures of girls!?!
hahahahaha
Soooo good
I love Lindsay Logan!
ahhh hahahaha "Dirk gorin" I'm crying
ReplyDeletelove this!! best laugh in a long while
this is the best thing ever
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