No blogs since Aug!? Slackerness... Today I will blog about my roommates because sometimes you need to vent... other times you need to laugh. Hardy har har.
Roommate #1: Liisa
Liisa (the two eyes in her name is not a typo, nor are the double set on her face) is from Finland, although often she does not Finish putting things back in there places. Get it? Liisa sometimes enjoys alcoholic beverages. Drinking= finding things misplaced. For instance: shoes in the refrigerator, olive oil in the bathroom, and open humus dip container on my sister's brand new, wedding gift, grillion dollar, bedspread. She denies that this happens.
Liisa also has an absence of "stranger danger". She befriends people of all walks of life while intoxicated... This can be dangerous. One time she invited some men into our hotel room in LA. They identified themselves as Taliban. I am not fooling around. We had private security stationed outside our suite the rest of our trip. Yikes
Roommate #2: Hazel
Hazel also drinks often... This week we were at a bar and I squeezed a random man's bottom. When he turned around, I pointed at Hazel and made a "yikes" face indicating it was her. They have a date next week. Matchmaker Molly.
Hazel also likes to befriend people (although she does not bring them home). We often go to Mr. Pizza Mans for late night snacks. Hazel in a drunken haze gave her number to the pizza store employee. His name happens to be Carlos Santana. Not THE Carlos Santana, although he frequently leaves her voicemails serenading her while playing guitar. This is a hilarious coincidence.
More to come later...
My life rules. It would be better if Meagan was here.
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