I am sitting in my new place anxious as FUCK! My precious little animal arrives tonight!!! Sharky Percival Barrett will be flying Delta from LAX to ATL and he lands at 9:30 this evening... I am trying to keep busy so that the time goes by faster... The vet said to give him children's Benadryl so that he is calm for the plane ride... My dog is on drugs! Ahhh! Needless to say, I cannot wait another fucking second! This is torture...
Random thought: Who the fuck comes up with the concept for the Vagisil commercials?!? Yeah, great idea... Lets have a lady walking through a park looking all happy and then we will have a narrator dubbed in saying how happy she is to not be itching and burning anymore... Gross!
My pal Paige just messaged me on Blackberry messenger: "I'm at the Dr. to get Gardasil shots and they just tried to give me a pap smear. Wtf!?" Then she added: "I have to pee in a cup and get a pregnancy test before I can get my shot... My pee is going to be vodka and a baby. Jesus Christ" hahahahaha I love my friends...
I think I want to hang out with Tom Kruse... No, not Tom Cruise of Top Gun... Tom Kruse creator of the hoveround... Those chairs look fun... I bet if we got a "Few Good Men" we could have a bad ass race with those mechanical wonder chairs... Lets make that mission possible... haha what am I talking about right now!?
Give blindo a smooch for me!
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