Your nose is the scenter of your face...off

So I watched the movie Face Off yesterday...  It blew my mind and face off.  I really think Meagan and I need to watch it together sometime.  It's much funnier than I remembered.  Later that evening, I got dragged to Sharkeez in Newport...  I thought I would fuck with the gel haired dudes hanging around the bar.  (hair-larious, I know) I went up to randoms and did the hand running down the face thing (In case you haven't enjoyed the movie yet, it's what John Travolta does to his family in Face Off.  It's how they know it's him when he has the face of Nick Cage)... I thought Meagan would appreciate it.  To my surprise, the dudes loved it. They were like, this chick is touching my face!  I guess they let it get to their head.  Meagan should make it her pick up tactic on tour... I wonder if it would work on Demetri? 

Mental note:  Look into polygamy.

I miss your face!