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Check out the new video by Meagan's band Chase Long Beach:

Feeling horny and gummy

I would really like a panel on my car steering wheel with different horn options. I was thinking about it the other day... It would be really neat if I had different horn sounds for different scenarios... For instance: Since I was a little girl I always wanted an "uh wooo ga" car horn. My hula instructor told me if I got straight A's in school that year she would purchase me one... I wonder if I can find her now... "uh wooo ga" would be great honk if you are passing a friend on the street and would like to wave hello. Right!?

Anyway, my current car honk is pathetic. It's a beep beep. When someone cuts me off or I need to get over I would very much like my car to sound like a semi-truck: (low pitched) "ERRRRRRRRR". But when I am outside of a pals house to pick them up, wouldn't it be radical if my car did the: "la cucaracha" horn sound. Soooo fun!!!

Perhaps I will look into the cost of such a device.

In other news, I purchased a pack of fruit stripped gum yesterday. It is such a delicious treat for about 1 minute, then it becomes a flavorless nuisance in my mouth... I thought perhaps the temporary tattoos on the gum wrappers would be a redeeming quality. I was wrong in that assumption. I woke up this morning with a blue smudge on my wrist that runs over a vein... It almost appears as my vein is leaking, Not a very high quality tattoo. Thanks, but no thanks Fruit Stripe Gum!

Can't wait 'til you get here!

-Molly

soon to be east-coastin'

How inactive have we been! I'm coming to Georgia soon on tour. There we shall be merry. The merriment will be plentiful and shared by all. I wish we could wear togas or at least very comfortable robes.

The word robes is looking wrong.

I had a prophetic dream and so I stopped drinking a week ago. No way I'm gonna die.

I haven't really interacted with people lately in order to have any wild and crazy stories of misunderstandings or near-brawls or love affairs. Kinda weak.

I am, however, attending a wedding with a man who was my short-lived boyfriend 10 years ago. Maybe we can have a misunderstanding, fight about it, and make out.

In other news I'm really close to selling a kidney.

but i'm a gemini and can't make up my mind

My mom just wrote me an e-mail from India saying that she spoke with a vedic astrologist who has been doing readings for 45 years. She asked him about my happiness.

Apparently I am going to meet someone who is going to take care of me between December 2009 and January 2011. Um, could you narrow it down, Mr. Vedic Astrologist?

Anyway how silly is that?

California, here I come... Right back where I started from

Well I am already here and it is my last night in this lovely state. Recap of my California adventure thus far:
Aug. 21 Spent 10 hours at the airport and FINALLY got on a flight to San Diego... I love buddy passes, but flying stand by on a weekend is a gamble. We went to Sonic and tried to convince the waiter to fall down on his skates so we could video it... He said he was falling for us but not for our camera... Haha Bummer.

Aug. 22 Warped Tour in Chula Vista was a blast, although I only made it til about 10pm before taking a party nap (jet lag)... Woke up at midnight and everybody was wasteddd! Some nice boys in Every Avenue and Valencia let us have a bunk for the night... We built forts and Jen drew on boys faces while they were sleeping.

Aug. 23 Woke up in Los Angeles and got ready in the galaxy locker room. Meagan
picked us up in her freshly banged up Lexus that made scraping noises when she drove it around and had a broken speedometer... We went to get some food and spent a lovely day as bffs at the Warped. Went to the after party at Box 8... Sunburns and parking lot wardrobe changes... Photos can be found here: www.relivelastnight.com (under Aug. 23 Box 8 Miley party or some shit like that)

Aug. 24 Hang time with the Torrence fam. Raviolis and other Italian goodies thanks to Grandma. Scooter the dog was an instant favorite among Jen and Meagan... We shopped for a bridesmaid dress for my sister's wedding, no luck unfortunately... In the evening we headed over to Cinespace for yet another Warped after party. We hung with my favorite jew, Coby Linder and some other awesome old pals. Meagan's favorite Asian photographer was there... What!?

So yeah... Summary of my trip. Plans for tonight!? Not sure... High hopes for the beach.

Feel free to write mean comments, they make me giggle.

xoxo

The rabbit was a cool hare!

Dearest Meagan,
I will be seeing you in 4 days! Can you believe it????? Ahhh! We need a photo sesh so we can get some good pics of us for our bloggity profile... I am writing this as my hair cools off in between round 1 and 2 of straightening it. My face is in a den of heat... huh?! Anywaysss... I can't wait for you to meet my pal Jen, the 3 of us are sure to get into heaps of trouble! Get the bloody mary ingredients ready!!!

We should t.p. my house in Huntington Beach! hahahaha Wouldn't that be hilarious!?? I wonder if that would get me into trouble in divorce court.... Hmmmm ok scratch that for now...

Ummm ok my hair is cool... I will just text you instead.

Molly

Draught Drought

WHOA. It has been almost three weeks since a post came alive on these pages. What.

Screw this economy. Also screw chocolate chip cookies. I made some dank ass cookies from scratch yesterday, substituting all kinds of ingredients for ones I didn't have - yeah, I know, I didn't even have regular white fucking sugar, so I did it up with confectioner's sugar, and I didn't have shortening OR veggie oil so I used hahaha peanut oil and a bit of butter - and you know what? Fucking dank ass. HOWEVER, they did not cheer me up and make me forget the economy and the fact that I have no job, so fuck 'em.

MOLLY! You're coming here in a few days and I can't fucking wait. I'll save you a cookie.

ps. i meant to spell it "draught" because i haven't had a beer in ages