Cougar Woods

My parents made this because they are weird. My grandma had an affair with Tiger Woods... Don't believe me!?

Love,

Molly

Slam dunk!

So I HAD to tell this story because I just laughed the hardest I have in a looong time...

I have this pal named Lindsay:

She is hilarious (obviously)... On Nov. 5 2009 she receives a text message from a # she does not recognize... She replies the usual, "Who is this?"... The mystery person (we will call him Dirk Gorin) responds with his name. Lindsay mentions this to her friend, Donny, and he decides to google the name and see what comes up. They find a match! There is a "Dirk Gorin" on several websites. He is a high school Basketball player who just got recruited to a big college team. Lindsay is curious if this is the same person...

She plays along and asked him if he was excited to go to that college. He said yes! Confirmation!!! Lindsay continues to chat with him without telling him he text the wrong number. She discovers that Dirk thinks Lindsay is his pal named Jordan (his college Basketball buddy). This is Jordan (aka Lindsay):

Lindsay speaks in slang and sends him a picture. She says something like, "Hey check out this shorty that's been on my shit lately" and she sends him a picture of ME!!! What!?! hahahaha

This is the photo:

Dirk is impressed and starts asking question about me and college chicks. hahahahahaha Lindsay continues this for over a month. For weeks Dirk thinks he is talking to his friend Jordan... Until tonight!!! Lindsay and I were watching a movie. Afterword she checks her phone and says, "Uh oh I have a voicemail from Dirk Gorin!" We play the voicemail (Wish I knew how to attach it). He says (totally confused) "Lindsay???..." and hangs up. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I really hope he figures it out and thinks: What!!? Some girl with an Alabama accent has been texting me this whole time? Sending me pictures of girls!?!

hahahahaha

Soooo good

I love Lindsay Logan!

My family is loco(motive)!

My family is weird... My Dad sent out a Christmas wish list. Check this shit out:

"Hi all,

The Birthday/Christmas Train is quickly approaching so I need to make my list of stuff I want. It would be a good idea to check with Mom first, to avoid duplicates. All Aboard:

(this is wear he lists all of the random things he wants. I edited that part out)

Well, I hear the conductor..."Ladies and gentlemen, in preparation for landing the captain has just turned on the fasten seat belt sign. Please place your tray tables and seat backs in the upright and locked position.."

Whoa! Wrong mode of transportation. Er, uh, no mixed metaphors allowed.

Thanks and love to all,

Dad, Papa, Trey"

Hahahahaha So strange... I decided to stick with the theme for my list:

"Choo choo! Mom wants me to make a list too so I figured I would hop on Dad's train so we are all on the same track...

(again the list has been removed)

The train is leaving the station... Time to hit the (rail)road.

Xoxo,
Molly"

Yeahhhh... Christmas should be interesting this year.