Monday, September 21, 2009

Blame it on the rain

A lightbulb just appeared over my head... It was a headlight bulb. Here is my idea:

You know how you can buy covers for your cellphone that snap on and protect the device from scratches and such? I think it is time they made those for cars! Just a cover (made to fit the different makes and models of cars, just like they do with different phone brands) that snaps on over the car. It would protect your car from scratches, door dings, the occasional keying of cars, etc. When it's time to sell your car you can unsnap the cover and underneath it is spotless! I realize it wont protect you from accidents but that's not the point.

To make it even cooler, you can buy different color and designs for your cover! So I can drive around in a hot pink car with pineapples on it if I wanted to!!! Genius? Maybe? My imagination is running wild today.

It is raining sooo hard in Atlanta. The streets are flooded and their are people canoeing in the Kroq tunnel! I'm not kidding. It's crazy...

Today at Target I purchased Sharky glow in the dark spiderweb pjs! Check him out:


(I don't know why he looks like he is missing an eye hahaha)

Miss you!
--Molly

P.S. Your costume looks eggcellent

my weekend in two pictures!

Ah, yes. Work on Saturday was fun. Frat boys are terrifyingly gross. Duh.



















And shooting guns on Sunday! Guns are terrifyingly powerful. Duh.

Friday, September 18, 2009

P.S.

Check out the new video by Meagan's band Chase Long Beach:

Feeling horny and gummy

I would really like a panel on my car steering wheel with different horn options. I was thinking about it the other day... It would be really neat if I had different horn sounds for different scenarios... For instance: Since I was a little girl I always wanted an "uh wooo ga" car horn. My hula instructor told me if I got straight A's in school that year she would purchase me one... I wonder if I can find her now... "uh wooo ga" would be great honk if you are passing a friend on the street and would like to wave hello. Right!?

Anyway, my current car honk is pathetic. It's a beep beep. When someone cuts me off or I need to get over I would very much like my car to sound like a semi-truck: (low pitched) "ERRRRRRRRR". But when I am outside of a pals house to pick them up, wouldn't it be radical if my car did the: "la cucaracha" horn sound. Soooo fun!!!

Perhaps I will look into the cost of such a device.

In other news, I purchased a pack of fruit stripped gum yesterday. It is such a delicious treat for about 1 minute, then it becomes a flavorless nuisance in my mouth... I thought perhaps the temporary tattoos on the gum wrappers would be a redeeming quality. I was wrong in that assumption. I woke up this morning with a blue smudge on my wrist that runs over a vein... It almost appears as my vein is leaking, Not a very high quality tattoo. Thanks, but no thanks Fruit Stripe Gum!

Can't wait 'til you get here!

-Molly

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

soon to be east-coastin'

How inactive have we been! I'm coming to Georgia soon on tour. There we shall be merry. The merriment will be plentiful and shared by all. I wish we could wear togas or at least very comfortable robes.

The word robes is looking wrong.

I had a prophetic dream and so I stopped drinking a week ago. No way I'm gonna die.

I haven't really interacted with people lately in order to have any wild and crazy stories of misunderstandings or near-brawls or love affairs. Kinda weak.

I am, however, attending a wedding with a man who was my short-lived boyfriend 10 years ago. Maybe we can have a misunderstanding, fight about it, and make out.

In other news I'm really close to selling a kidney.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

but i'm a gemini and can't make up my mind

My mom just wrote me an e-mail from India saying that she spoke with a vedic astrologist who has been doing readings for 45 years. She asked him about my happiness.

Apparently I am going to meet someone who is going to take care of me between December 2009 and January 2011. Um, could you narrow it down, Mr. Vedic Astrologist?

Anyway how silly is that?